今天小老板莫名其妙五点了还不走 正常的话他周五走得特早或者干脆不来 结果今天直接蹲到六点（这是前题 五点半之后进入了我和另外俩同事的发颠时间 （因为大部分同事5:30，5点就走） 所以一不小心忽视了小老板还在就开始了 A男：啊B男 U deserve a long vacation B男： U2 and just go japan 我： A，get your passport B男： do I have to have a passport to get out of the country？ I may only need it when come back. A男： how can you get on the plane without it？！ 我： yes. you don‘t have to. A，pack him in your suitcase. B男： I am very fat. 我： what is the maximum？ 50lbs right？ A男： correct. B男： I am too fat to be in. but I have to go there. 我： cut u in pieces？ that is the only way now. A男：4 pieces or 5 小老板：that is what you guys do after 5:30？ 瞬间安静[感动] #海外党 #美国 #工作日常

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