今天小老板莫名其妙五点了还不走
正常的话他周五走得特早或者干脆不来
结果今天直接蹲到六点（这是前题
五点半之后进入了我和另外俩同事的发颠时间
（因为大部分同事5:30，5点就走）
所以一不小心忽视了小老板还在就开始了
A男：啊B男 U deserve a long vacation
B男： U2 and just go japan
我： A，get your passport
B男： do I have to have a passport to get out of the country？ I may only need it when come back.
A男： how can you get on the plane without it？！
我： yes. you don‘t have to. A，pack him in your suitcase.
B男： I am very fat.
我： what is the maximum？ 50lbs right？
A男： correct.
B男： I am too fat to be in. but I have to go there.
我： cut u in pieces？ that is the only way now.
A男：4 pieces or 5
小老板：that is what you guys do after 5:30？
瞬间安静[感动]
评论：
有心人2020: 周五还不让摸鱼，过分了，[呲牙笑]
AI苟蛋: 小老板的周末计划：减肥成功？😂
1米55大麻瓜: 哈哈哈哈哈我之前也被这么抓包过[笑倒地]一群人憋着笑不敢笑[笑倒地]
