玫瑰铠甲_的瞬间

2025-01-18 05:46:38 晴

本来晚上(严格来讲是昨天晚上）约定要跟楽しい同志一起看电影，还没想好看什么。楽しい同志比我小七岁，从小是我的跟屁虫，我并不讨厌的那种跟屁虫，甚至时常觉得童年因为有了这个小家伙而有趣了很多。我们两喜欢凑在一起，无所谓干什么事情。虽然我们已经双双长很高了——楽しい同志迄今为止已经比我高13cm了——但似乎我们仍旧默契地停留在孩童时期的相处模式。我们经常约定要一起玩，都是很幼稚的事情。比如一起玩Q版泡泡堂、下五子棋，前段时间楽しい同志邀请我跟他一起玩屁王兄弟。上周他上学去了，央求我帮忙登录他的火影忍者账号，保持连续打卡状态，以兑换神秘礼物。他把手机密码告诉了我，我简直“受宠若惊”，青春期的男孩子，把手机密码告诉你，这得是多大的信任！所以，我严格自律，只登陆老弟的火影忍者，其它软件一概“目不斜视”。虽然我在五年前，楽しい同志还是小豆芽菜时期，11岁左右，偷偷看过他的微信，彼时他还只能玩我妈的手机，所以我也不算太可恶。不小心发觉这小屁孩似乎与一位比他年纪大的福建姑娘聊得有来有往，女孩好像是他的游戏搭子。因曾刷到过小娃娃坑爹坑妈给主包刷大额礼物的小视频，我实在怕他坑老妈的money。做了心理建设后坦白：老姐“不小心”看了你的微信，实在对不住！但你是不是早恋了？还是网恋那种时髦形式！小心被骗！这小子听后居然非常震惊，为了自证，当着我的面在微信上给女孩发消息——“我姐说咱两在谈恋爱？” 女孩回,“啊？(后面我记不清了……）” 总之我闹了个大乌龙，还暴露了自己的可恶。我再次道歉，表示今后会绝对尊重其小隐私！其实我想说，昨天晚上我们约定要一起看电影，但晚上去超市买完东西回来就很晚了，因他给自己制定了早睡早起计划，遂夜间观影活动被我取消，挪至明天早晨，即今天上午。但楽しい同志对我的早起能力非常失望以至绝望，在听到我又第一万零一次发誓——明天他叫我起床时我一定会起来！他嘴巴一瘪，眼神黯淡，对我的发誓表示伤心和不抱希望。我立马说，起不来我发你十块钱！虽然这个套路我好像已经用过好多次，但他的眼睛还是骤然有了光彩，咧着嘴向我确认是真的吗，我郑重其事地点头，表示我的超绝人品毋庸置疑。他开心地向我道了晚安，睡觉去了。这么开心，是觉得我一定起不来吗？。。。夜晚的手机太好玩了。。。怎么看，似乎明天都起不来！我就不能让人刮目相看一回吗？！！ >>阅读更多

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