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用户：新春

2025-04-11 11:44:25 晴

#学历史我习惯深谋远虑，就比如我现在正在学习313历史考研知识呢，虽然还处在原始人来回蹦，夏商西周天天见的阶段，但是我已经在考虑去哪个城市上学了，就业了，大家替我选一下，是北大呢，还是清华呢，或者复旦也行，什么剑桥牛顿常青藤之类的就不用考虑了，从小我就知道那属于天涯海角偏远地区，远离社会主义光芒照射的地方，不太行。再说了，听说剑桥牛顿那地的人都不会普通话，好几千万人连个有普通话乙等证书的人都没有，一张嘴就是哈喽，三克油啥得，方言太重，交流起来，怕是不行。还有人介绍去什么阿联酋，迪拜，阿拉伯地区，你说说这些人咋想的，他以为我不知道啊，牛顿剑桥都属于700环开外了，那这儿更不说了，起码800环开外了，属于偏远地区中的偏远地区，再说了那嘎达天天热的跟太上老君的炼丹炉一样，那去了不得给我烤成奥斯卡小金人啊！防晒成本太高，我怕搁哪生活，大宝抹上就蒸发了，不能去。#环球旅行 #出国留学各位英俊的，帅气的，漂亮的，善良的同学们，给我出出主意，我考虑考虑！ >>阅读更多

用户：新春

2025-04-06 17:03:10 晴

#小卖部的日常等车有点无聊，抬头看见马路对面有家小卖部！心想，要不去买个水吧！到了小卖部，买了瓶矿泉水，喝了一口觉得没有什么味道，刚好看见还有卖瓜子的！于是，老板，你这是什么味道的瓜子啊！大爷:瓜子味的瓜子！我:啊，还有这种味道的吗？拿了一个尝了一下，没尝出来味道，再来两个，好像有点味道了，接着来五六个，这瓜子像是炒出来的……尝着尝着，总觉得少点啥，不经意间瞥见旁边有几个阿姨在晒太阳，脑袋里灵光一现，对了啊，嗑瓜子得蹲着嗑，还得在村头！于是在大爷诧异的目光里，我又拿了一把瓜子，大大方方的靠近阿姨们！A阿姨:你看那家的闺女，都二十好几了，还挑，找个差不多就行了！B阿姨:可不嘛，现在赶紧结婚，生个娃，要不等到明年，看谁要她！作为一个社会主义新青年，我怎么能听下去呢？我必须给阿姨们科普一下现代青年的婚姻观，于是我跳出来说道:阿姨，你可不能这样说，现在女孩们……哈哈哈，看着阿姨们那目瞪口呆的表情，还有点小高兴！右手不动声色的摸了两个瓜子，磕上。等着阿姨们，夸我！ A阿姨:小伙子，你女儿以后可不能这样啊！你得好好教她啊！ B阿姨:就是就是，小伙子，女孩子得从小就培养好…… 瓜子掉了一地，咳咳咳，阿姨，其实我还没结婚呢？还没女儿呢！阿姨们，哎呦呦，你这么大了，还没结婚啊！不像啊，我儿子像你这样大的时候，我都抱孙女了…… 目瞪狗呆的我，默默的转过身去，回到了小卖部，买了两瓶雪碧，给大爷结了账。拆开雪碧一饮而下。大爷拍拍我肩膀说到，小伙子，别往心里去，男人三十，一朵花。嗯嗯，谢谢大爷，大爷看看我手里得瓜子，又接了一句，你估计是向日葵…… >>阅读更多

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